Late-night host Stephen Colbert took aim at Tuesday’s Vice Presidential debate, labeling both candidates as “different flavors of dull” in his post-debate monologue. Colbert, known for his satirical takes on current events, found little to satirize in the debate, quipping that “it was like watching two accountants argue about the tax code.”

He went on to mock the lack of memorable moments, saying that the only highlight was “when Tim Walz accidentally called JD Vance ‘Senator’ – I guess it’s an easy mistake to make when you’re both running for the same office.”

Colbert focused on the “uninspired” nature of the debate, joking that “it was so boring, even the flies in the studio were falling asleep.” He also criticized the candidates’ lack of “fire” in their delivery, suggesting that they both needed “a shot of espresso and a good dose of charisma.”

Despite his mockery, Colbert acknowledged the importance of the debate and the stakes involved in the upcoming election. However, he couldn’t resist concluding with a final jab, suggesting that “the only thing more exciting than this debate was watching the paint dry on the wall.”

While the debate itself may have lacked the fireworks that Colbert usually enjoys, his humorous critique serves as a reminder of the expectations placed upon such events and the pressure to deliver engaging and memorable moments. Ultimately, Colbert’s “different flavors of dull” assessment reflects the sentiment of many who found the debate lacking in substance and excitement.