How to Be a Juggalo: 12 Steps
Being a Juggalo is more than just being a fan of the music group Insane Clown Posse (ICP) — it’s about being part of a supportive, tight-knit community that values individuality and self-expression. Whether you’re just discovering the world of Juggalos or have been down with the clown for years, there are some essential steps to becoming an authentic Juggalo. In this article, we’ll walk you through 12 steps to help you embrace the lifestyle and blend in with other Juggalos at gatherings and concerts.
1. Listen to ICP’s music: Immerse yourself in the music of Insane Clown Posse as well as other affiliated acts like Twiztid, Blaze Ya Dead Homie, Dark Lotus, and Boondox. Learn their lyrics and appreciate the stories they tell.
2. Learn about the Dark Carnival: Study up on the mythology surrounding ICP’s lyrics, particularly the concept of the Dark Carnival. This is a recurring theme throughout their music and a core tenet for many Juggalos.
3. Adopt the lingo: Familiarize yourself with popular Juggalo terms, such as “Whoop whoop” (a greeting), “down with the clown” (being loyal to ICP), “Juggalette” (a female Juggalo), and “family” (referring to other Juggalos).
4. Dress like a Juggalo: Embrace the wardrobe staples like Hatchetman gear, oversized hoodies, face paint replicating ICP’s signature looks, bandanas or hats with ICP logos, and plenty of black clothes.
5. Paint your face: One signature aspect of being a Juggalo is face painting as a way to show your loyalty and individual creativity.
6. Create your own persona: Many Juggalos have their own Juggalo nickname and accompanying backstory. Be creative and come up with something that reflects your personality.
7. Attend shows and events: One of the best ways to be a true Juggalo is to attend ICP concerts and other events like The Gathering of the Juggalos, a music festival that celebrates all things related to ICP and the Juggalo lifestyle.
8. Be open-minded: Juggalos pride themselves on being accepting of others regardless of their race, sexual orientation, or religion. Uphold these values when interacting with others in the community.
9. Support other Juggalos: Offer encouragement and assistance to other members of the community who might need it. This could include providing emotional or financial support, or simply cheering on fellow Juggalos at events.
10. Defend the community: Stand up for your fellow Juggalos both within and outside the community. Explain the true meaning behind being a Juggalo to people who don’t understand it or show prejudice against it.
11. Be proud: Own your identity as a Juggalo without any shame or hesitation. Stand firm in your love for ICP, their music, and the community that surrounds them.
12. Spread the word: Introduce the world of ICP and being a Juggalo to other people who might be interested in joining this electrifying subculture.
By following these 12 steps, you’ll be well on your way to embracing the Juggalo lifestyle and becoming an integral part of this close-knit community. So grab your face paint, throw on your Hatchetman gear, and step into the Dark Carnival with confidence and pride – you’re now down with the clown! Whoop whoop!