1.”Just a purr-fect moment captured.”

2.”Living my best nine lives.”

3.”Not all angels have wings. Sometimes they have whiskers.”

4.”Sorry, I’m late. My cat was sitting on me.”

5.”Paws what you’re doing and adore me.”

6.”I’m not lazy, I’m cat-ernizing.”

7.”What greater gift than the love of a cat?” – Charles Dickens… and my heart.

8.”If I fits, I sits.”

9.”The rounder the belly, the more it’s loved.”

10.”Professional biscuit maker at your service.”

11.”I’ve got Cattitude!”

12.”Why have a social life when you can have cats?”

13.”Life is short, but long enough to be blessed by cats.”

14.”Is it Caturday yet?”

15.”Cat hair is my go-to accessory.”

16.”Too cute to care about your dog videos.”

17.”A house is not a home without paw prints.”

18.”This whiskerface stole my heart… and my chair.”

19.”Meow is the time for cuddles.”

20.”Taking naps and breaking hearts.”

21.”Hold paw and walk with me.”

22.”The snuggle is real.”

23.”Aspiring cat lady in training.”

24.”Cash meowside, how ’bout dat?”

25.”Home is where the cat nap is at.”

26.”Cuteness overload, proceed with caution!”

27.”Feline good like I should!”

28.”‘You had me at meow.’ – Me, always”

29.”‘I knead you.’ – My cat every morning”

30.”‘Eat, sleep, purr, repeat.’ – Cat’s daily agenda”

31.”In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.” – Terry Pratchett

32.”Adventure awaits… after this next nap”

33.”This little fur ball has a direct line to my soul.”

34.”Staring contest champion and professional lap warmer right here!”

35.”‘Cat’-apulting into a pawsome day!”

36.”Love is a four-legged word.”

37.”My workout? Attempting to outsmart my cat!”

38.”My therapist has whiskers and a tail.”

39.”Easily distracted by cats… Oh look, a tail!”

40.”Got treats? Just whiskering a question…”

41.”Find someone who looks at you like I look at my cat…”

42.”Home-cooked meals? You mean ‘open the cat food can’.”

43.”On Wednesdays we wear claws.”

44.”Not fat… Fluffy!”

45.”‘Paws’ your scrolling for this cuteness!”

46.”‘Oh look, another glorious morning…’ makes me sick said no cat ever because mornings are for napping!”

47.”‘Nine lives? Challenge accepted,’ says the daredevil kitty!”

48.”‘World’s best purrer,’ now accepting treats for awards!”

49.”‘Judge me by my size, do you?’ – Yoda…and any small but mighty kitten!

50.”‘Sleeping Beauty? Amateur hour.’ – Cats everywhere”