1. Why did the scarecrow become a successful scientist?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

2. Did you hear about the chemist who lost an electron?

He was positive he’ll find it!

3. Why did the bacteria enroll in art class?

Because it wanted to culture art!

4. What do you call a fish wearing a lab coat?

A chemistree!

5. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

6. How do you organize a space party?

You planet!

7. What did one DNA strand say to the other?

“Does my phosphate group look big in this?”

8. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?

They don’t have the guts!

9. What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

10. How do you keep a math book from falling?

Give it constant support!

11. Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

12. What did one water molecule say to the other?

“I’m feeling a bit bipolar today!”

13. What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats!

14. How does the moon cut its hair?

Eclipse it!

15. Why did the chicken go to the seance?

To talk to the other side!

16. How does a scientist freshen their breath?

With experi-mints!

17. Why did the computer go to the doctor?

Because it had a virus!

18. Why don’t scientists trust atoms anymore?

Because they make up everything!

These cheesy science jokes are sure to bring some laughter to the classroom. Enjoy sharing them with your students and make learning science a fun and enjoyable experience!