15 Cheesy Teacher Jokes That Make Us LOL
1. Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems.
2. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.
3. Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems.
4. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
5. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
6. What did the big flower say to the little flower?
“Hi, bud!”
7. Why don’t oysters donate to charity?
Because they are shellfish.
8. How do all the oceans say hi to each other?
They wave.
9. What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree.
10. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
11. Where do pencils go on vacation?
Pencil-vania.
12. Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel Prize?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
13. Why don’t bears wear shoes?
Because they have bare feet.
14. What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved.
15. How did the tree feel about autumn?
It was falling for it.