The Simpsons: 8 Best Homer Simpson Quotes

- “D’oh!”
- “Mmm… donuts.”
- “To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.”
- “I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman!”
- “Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.”
- “I’m not normally a religious man, but if you’re up there, save me, Superman!”
- “Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that’s even remotely true.”
- “Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals… except the weasel.”
These quotes showcase Homer’s unique blend of ignorance, laziness, and accidental wisdom that has made him a beloved character for decades.