Spitballs have been the staple of mischief in schools, offices, and just about anywhere else people get bored or desire a little playful fun. As a disclaimer, remember that using spitballs inappropriately may result in consequences depending on the setting, so use them responsibly! Without further ado, here’s a step-by-step guide on how to make spitballs.

Materials:

– White tissue paper or toilet paper

– Water

– A straw, pen tube, or similar

Step 1: Prepare Your Paper

First, take your tissue paper or toilet paper and tear it into small pieces. The ideal size for a spitball is around half an inch by half an inch. You don’t have to be precise, but try to keep each piece more or less uniform.

Step 2: Wet the Paper

Next, you’re going to turn those tiny tissue pieces into spitballs. Place a small piece on your tongue and use your saliva to moisten it thoroughly. You’ll want it damp enough that it will hold its shape but not so wet that it falls apart when compressed.

Alternatively, instead of using saliva directly—especially if you’re uncomfortable with this idea—you can dip the tissue pieces into a bit of water and achieve similar results.

Step 3: Roll Your Spitball

Once your piece of paper is dampened, carefully remove it from your mouth or the water used for dipping. Use your fingers to gently roll the wet paper into a tight ball. Make sure you don’t squeeze too hard; otherwise, you might turn it into mush. The finished spitball should maintain its ball shape and shouldn’t be too wet or too dry.

Step 4: Load Your Launcher

Now that you’ve created your spitball ammunition, it’s time to load up the launcher! Take your chosen straw or pen tube and ensure there’s a clear path for the spitball to travel through. Place your spitball at one end of the tube, aiming it at your intended target.

Step 5: Fire Your Spitball

With your straw or pen tube loaded, take a deep breath, place your mouth around the other end of the tube, and blow vigorously. The force of air will propel your spitball forward with surprising accuracy! Practice makes perfect when it comes to mastering spitball trajectory and getting the right amount of power behind each shot.

There you have it! Now you know how to make and fire spitballs. Remember that although spitballs are generally seen as a harmless prank, they can lead to trouble when used inappropriately. Be responsible with your new skill and reserve it for times when you’re sure a little lighthearted fun won’t lead to any unintended consequences. Happy launching!