1. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!

2. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!

3. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

4. What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

5. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

6. What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree!

7. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well!

8. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!

9. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!

10. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

11. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!

12. Why did the music teacher need a ladder? To reach the high notes!

13. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!

14. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? Because her students were so bright!

15. How do you organize a space party? You “planet”!

16. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!

17. What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!

18. How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience!

19. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

20. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted!

Enjoy these sweet and funny school jokes with your kids!