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20 Funny Fifth Grade Jokes to Start The Day

By Matthew Lynch
October 13, 2023
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Introduction:

Starting the day with a good laugh can set a positive tone for the rest of the day. If you’re looking for some funny jokes to make your fifth-grade class smile, we’ve got you covered. Here are 20 hilarious jokes that are sure to brighten up the morning and keep the laughter going throughout the day.

1. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.

2. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.

3. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

4. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!

5. What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree!

6. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

7. How do mountains stay warm? They wear snowcaps!

8. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!

9. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!

10. What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!

11. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!

12. How do you organize a space party? You “planet”!

13. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!

14. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!

15. What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!

16. Why was the broom late? It overswept!

17. How does the ocean say hello? It waves!

18. Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole in one!

19. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!

20. How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut!

Conclusion:

These jokes are not only funny but also age-appropriate for fifth graders. Whether you share them in the classroom or use them to kick-start the day with a smile, they are guaranteed to bring joy and laughter to everyone. So go ahead and spread the giggles with these 20 funny fifth-grade jokes!

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