20 Best Quotes From Psych
The TV show “Psych” has garnered a dedicated fan base since it first aired, thanks to its blend of mystery, humor, and unforgettable characters. The series follows Shawn Spencer, an observant man with uncanny detective instincts who convinces the Santa Barbara Police Department that he is psychic. With the help of his best friend Burton “Gus” Guster, they solve crimes while delivering witty one-liners and pop culture references galore. Here are 20 of the best quotes from “Psych,” showcasing its clever writing and the quirky dynamic between its characters.
1. “I’ve heard it both ways.” – Shawn Spencer
2. “You know that’s right.” – Burton ‘Gus’ Guster
3. “Gus, don’t be a gooey chocolate chip cookie.” – Shawn Spencer
4. “I’m not inclined to resign to maturity.” – Shawn Spencer
5. “You must be out of your damn mind!” – Burton ‘Gus’ Guster
6. “If you’re not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed and loving the people who are doing the oppressing.” – Shawn Spencer disguising Malcolm X
7. “I can’t do this without you… Gus.” – Shawn Spencer
8. “Gus, don’t be exactly half of an eleven-pound black forest ham.” – Shawn Spencer
9. “Are you a fan of delicious flavor?” – Shawn Spencer
10. “Shawn, you know I’m a sympathetic crier!” – Burton ‘Gus’ Guster
11. “Just because you put syrup on something doesn’t make it pancakes!” – Shawn Spencer
12. “I feel like I’ve been incarcerated in a blueberry.” – Burton ‘Gus’ Guster, about their car.
13. “You heard about Pluto? That’s messed up, right?” – Burton ‘Gus’ Guster
14. “I’d rather shower with a bear.” – Carlton Lassiter
15. “Suck it!” – Both Shawn and Gus together
16. “Let’s not make impulsive decisions; I get welts when I wear turtlenecks.” – Burton ‘Gus’ Guster
17. “My name is Shawn Spencer and this is my partner… Jazz Hands.” –Shawn, introducing Gus with one of their many aliases.
18. “Don’t worry about how I got in here—it’s an active crime scene and I’m always welcome at an active crime scene.” –Shawn Spencer demonstrating his usual disregard for protocol.
19. “Fatherhood is gonna change me? Bringing a child into this world is like changing colors in a chameleon’s nightmare!” –Shawn realizing his life is about to change dramatically.
20. “Oh, you mean my pilot’s license? It’s out back in the Cessna… or perhaps you’re referring to my license to kill.” –Shawn Spencer showing off his pretend credentials.
These quotes capture the essence of “Psych’s” playful banter and irreverent approach to detective work. The show’s legacy continues as these lines are quoted and celebrated by fans long after its finale.
(Note: Quote 6 has been adapted into character speech for humor suggested within context of the show.)