1. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!

2. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

3. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

4. What do you call a fish wearing a crown? King Neptune!

5. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired!

6. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!

7. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

8. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

9. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!

10. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!

11. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

12. What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer? The spacebar!

13. Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed!

14. How do you organize a space party? You just “planet”!

15. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired!

I hope these jokes bring some laughter to your day!